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My daughter got a flexible keyboard at Christmas. It's a bit like the rubber things that cover the buttons on the cash till in the fish-n-chip shop. All a bit of a novelty and typing on it is really difficult (it's completely flat).
However, the best thing is the manual that came with it - some of this stuff is too good to be made up :-)
The Do/Don't section:
It cannot be contacted the sharp object
It cannot be pressed when it was rolled
It cannot be putted into the oven and putted on the fire to roast (E. lucky they mentioned this one!)
Cannot places the heavy object on it in long time
We cannot put out strength to twist or pull it.
It cannot be contacted the oil or the organic impregnate like acetone and toluol etc.
And from there, it just gets better:
Material
Made by high-quality silicone, the keyboard has no poisonous and evil smell, according to the requirement of the environmental protection, it is a kind of creative new product.
Anti-pollution
In view of the fact it is all seal completely, preventing all kinds of germs and pollutants exiting into the keyboard, and the keyboard's surface can be washed and disinfected any time, so it can prevent the disease infection.
Watertightness
It can be used for a damp environment, even inside shallow water. It can be normally used when beverage or other liquids spilled at the keyboard.
Acid and alkaline-proof
The keyboard can be used safely in acid or alkaline environment.
High dustproof
The keyboard can be used safely in dust fog and even in sandstorm (E. very useful near Slough)
Carrying convenience
Because the keyboard can be rolled up, so it can save lots of spaces while carrying.
Other characteristics
The special printing technology guarantees the letter on the buttons of keyboard not to be worn away for a long time (E. Phew - a definitive statement of longevity!)
Feeling soft comfortable.
Soft without any sound while typing.
Various beautiful colors; The button bears to type 2 million times.
The keyboard is applicable to office; hospital Classroom; workshop; network bar; laboratory; kid room; notebook PC; army; etc.
Just one last comment - in the specification is says:
85keys
It's actually got 135. Well, that's kind of close.
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