Politically Correct Seasonal Greetings Message

From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee")

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I hope you have a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-

1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal

2. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of
the wishor are acknowledged

3. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
any of the wishes

4. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor

5. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first

6. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor

7. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
"Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive
figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any
endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary
rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby
acknowledged

This greeting is made under English Law.

Kind regards