Amusing incoming emails from around the world

• You MUST NOT use the colour RED From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1011 days old)

  Have a look here: http://www.royalmail.com/portal/rm/jump2?catId=400043&mediaId=600023&campaignid=smartstamp Right at the bottom of the webpage, they say: "Royal Mail, the Royal Mail Cru… more

• Do men ever grow up? From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1048 days old)

  I did a quick poll and asked some people (male) whether they thought this picture was funny. They all said yes. So, is it true that men never grow up? No, don't answer that. :-) www.f… more

• Politically Correct Seasonal Greetings Message From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1049 days old)

  From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee") Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, l… more

• Instruction Manual for a 'Flexible' Keyboard From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1049 days old)

  If you ever needed proof that the automated translation programs aren't quite 100% yet, then read on.... My daughter got a flexible keyboard at Christmas. It's a bit like the rubber things that co… more

• Fed up with the commercialisation of Chrismtas? Is it too expensive? From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1073 days old)

  What you need, is to laugh about it :DD www.finditnow.org.uk - The Free Business eDirectory. … more

• Julian Beever - Street Artist Extraordinaire From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1073 days old)

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• Words of Wisdom from George Constanza From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1263 days old)

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• More true stories from around the world (Well, the US) From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1263 days old)

  Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba … more

• True Story (yeah, of course..) From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1277 days old)

  True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was … more

• In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name... From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1304 days old)

  Thanks go to *K* for this one... For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is a… more

• Why do they pick on the Irish? From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1381 days old)

  This picture came through as an 'Irish Weather Machine'. Whilst I think the picture is actually funny, there's nothing to suggest that it comes from Ireland - in fact, the 'flight seeing' tours leafl… more

• Having a bad day? Take it out on someone else... From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1381 days old)

  When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when… more

• When a graphics artist gets bored... From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1490 days old)

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• And some cartoons... From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1496 days old)

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• Real ads from a Dublin Bus Company From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1496 days old)

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• Drowned Bus... From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1496 days old)

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• We're in the army now... From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1496 days old)

  A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the … more

• Husbands! From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1496 days old)

  A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replie… more

• And don't forget the animals... From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1496 days old)

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• Let's laugh at women From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1496 days old)

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• Let's laugh at men... From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1496 days old)

  This entry is dedicated to helping us laugh at the stronger sex (see, I'm making jokes already)... www.finditnow.org.uk - The Free Business eDirectory. … more

• Oh - that's so cruel... From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1498 days old)

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• An actual letter from and a reply to the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality, State of Michigan From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1498 days old)

  Mr. Ryan De Vries 2088 Dagget Pierson, MI 49339 Dear Mr. DeVries: SUBJECT: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023-1 T11N, R10W, Sec. 20, Montcalm County It has come to the attention of the Department of… more

• What? Don't we get enough email junk as it is? From lennington in Amusing incoming emails from around the world (1498 days old)

  Yes - we do. I get lots. Lots and Lots. Lots and Lots and Lots. However, some of the emails really are very funny and so I'd like to have a place to put the best of them. If you enjoy them as we… more

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